The Crewroom for non-FS related stuff, fun and general chat.
Moderators: Guru's, The Ministry
-
Tomliner
- Red Arrows

- Posts: 5741
- Joined: 02 Apr 2006, 12:00
- Location: Edinburgh UK
Post
by Tomliner »
An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing...
He asked the trainer who was nearby, "Which machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"
The trainer looked him up and down and said:-
.
.
..
"I'd try the ATM in the lobby."

EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
-
DaveB
- The Ministry
- Posts: 30457
- Joined: 17 Jun 2004, 20:46
- Location: Pelsall, West Mids, UK
-
Contact:
Post
by DaveB »


Old sailors never die.. they just smell that way!
-
Garry Russell
- The Ministry
- Posts: 27180
- Joined: 29 Jan 2005, 00:53
- Location: On the other side of the wall
Post
by Garry Russell »
It's the only hope

Garry
"In the world of virtual reality things are not always what they seem."
-
steelsporran
- VC10

- Posts: 518
- Joined: 23 Oct 2006, 02:03
- Location: 41°31'18.50"S 173°57'42.00"E
Post
by steelsporran »
Tomliner wrote:An old guy was working out in the gym ...

EricT
WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT!

steelsporran

-
Filonian
- Red Arrows

- Posts: 6383
- Joined: 27 Nov 2005, 08:08
- Location: Gristhorpe, UK
Post
by Filonian »

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.