Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners
of beer within a one (1) hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects,
yes, 100% of all these men:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary! I personally don't believe this but if anyone stops me having a few beers they will get clobbered by my handbag and have their hair pulled out! EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
Had to sit down while urinating. 
EricT
I suffer from paranoid amnesia. I can't remember who I don't trust.
