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Tomliner
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by Tomliner »
THE OLDER WOMAN
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
She looked OK for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.
'What's that?' I asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
I said, 'No,' - excitedly.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.
I went back to her place.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'
EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
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DaveB
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by DaveB »
OMG.. I didn't see that coming
I think my toes curled when I read the punchline
ATB
DaveB
Old sailors never die.. they just smell that way!
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Filonian
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by Filonian »
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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nigelb
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by nigelb »
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AllanL
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by AllanL »
All a question of perspective, to my mind a 58 year old woman is younger, so don't just dismiss the idea out of hand.
One day you will be older too, you cannot avoid it, on the other hand growing up is totally voluntary.
