Retiring postman

[Airspeed]

Tomliner's Vicar has emboldened me to relate a tale which I have politically corrected by removing religious and cultural identification, I unreservedly apologise for having done this.
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Old X had punctually delivered the mail for forty years, and was now retiring.
On his final day, he arrived at Mrs Y's gate, only to be invited in.
In the kitchen, he was presented with a beautiful meal and glass of wine.
After lunch, she took him into her bedroom, where they enjoyed a mutually satisfying lovemaking session.
Eventually, he said that although he was having the best day he could recall, he had other mail to deliver.
On the way to the front door, the lady paused, "Oh!, I nearly forgot!" and handed him a one dollar coin.
"Mrs Y, I am touched by your kindness today, but this coin has me quite confused."
"Well, when I told my husband that we should give you something, he said "F... him, give him a dollar",
"but" she smiled, "lunch was my idea."

[DaveB]

I read the joke without reading the top bit first and thought it was a little similar

Still.. well done to the postie, at least he got a meal 'and' a dollar too

ATB
DaveB