Bar Prices!

[Tomliner]

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which
reads:

Cheese Sandwich: = £1.50
Chicken Sandwich: = £2.50
Hand Job: = £10

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the
bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive
blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives
the hand-jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "indeed I am"

The man replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!

EricT

[FlyTexas]

Brian

[steelsporran]

That's the difference between a young man and old one. Now I wash my hands before a pee, not after.

[Filonian]

Graham