Living on a remote island has lots of advantages - and a few disadvantages. City madness? None here but we have other forms of madness (local politics etc) which can send you insane if you get too close. And of course this area is very "church" - the Wee Frees control everything! Nothing gets past the church lot. Well, except that a couple of years ago some of the Polish girls started a brothel above the Launderette Soon got closed down after a few "local dignatories" were found in there
Thanks for the rubber dog sh*t. I'll leave some outside a couple of the churches this Sunday for a laugh
Heh, I read a story about a certain Wagtail in The Mill in NI who thought it would be funny to leave plastic dog doo's amongst the regimental silverware.
The Provost or someone would notice it with horror, but after a bit of prodding would discover it to be plastic. This went on for a few days until the supply ran out so a real turd was saved until hard and then used instead.
This time though, it was the RSM that discovered it and went ballistic until the Provo appeared and told him that it was just somebody from Dog Section having a bit of fun with plastic dog sh*t. The Rass man roard "Cnuts!" and then slammed his pace stick full on down upon said "plastic" turd with explosive results!
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Living on a remote island has lots of advantages - and a few disadvantages. City madness? None here but we have other forms of madness (local politics etc) which can send you insane if you get too close. And of course this area is very "church" - the Wee Frees control everything! Nothing gets past the church lot. Well, except that a couple of years ago some of the Polish girls started a brothel above the Launderette Soon got closed down after a few "local dignatories" were found in there
Thanks for the rubber dog sh*t. I'll leave some outside a couple of the churches this Sunday for a laugh
Andy
Yes I heard about the tree stump in the library with the age rings. Mind you this is not the only country that sort of thing goes on. The other thing you did not mention was the price of petrol and Macbraynes.
The earth belongs unto the Lord
And all that it contains
Except the Western Highlands
Belonging to MacBraynes
Simon
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