Kiwi ventriloquist

[Filonian]

A Kiwi ventriloquist visiting Australia walks into a Small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Aussie

'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?'

Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Kiwi'

Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'

Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'

Aussie: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the Villager)

Dog: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'

Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food And takes me to the lake once a week to play.'

Aussie: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'

Aussie: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'

Horse: 'Cool'

Aussie: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager)

Horse: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?

Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, Brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the Elements..'

Aussie: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

Aussie: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a f****ng' liar……'



Graham

[FlyTexas]

I had a feeling this would be a good one. I was laughing just reading the title.

Brian

[steelsporran]

Nice to see the nationalities reversed for a change!

[speedbird591]

[cstorey]

I thought he was visiting Yorkshire, where men are men and sheep are nervous

[AndyG]

Classic!

Graham. you are keeping my office in absolute stitches, keep up the sterling work!