Oh no!

[VEGAS]

After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is
unable to perform. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor
tries a few things but nothing works.
Finally the doctor says to him "This is all in your mind." and
refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits to the shrink, he confesses, "I am at a loss
as to how you could possibly be cured." Finally the psychiatrist
refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." He throws some
powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.
The witch doctor says "This is powerful healing, but you can
only use it once a year! All you have to do is say 123 and it
shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens when it`s over?"
The witch doctor says "All you or your partner has to say is 1234
and it will go down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!"=

The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with
the good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and says 123 , and
suddenly he gets an erection.
His wife turns over and says "What did you say 123 for?"

[Garry Russell]

Garry

[DaveB]

It's the way he tell's 'em

Good one Eddie

ATB

DaveB :tab:

[JimCooper]

A man is unable to perform in the bedroom. His wife is so fed up she sends him to the doctor.
When he comes back fron the Doc he's wearing a £3000 Saville Row suit.
The wife asks him why he's wearing a new suit that looks like it cost a fortune
He replies
" If the Doc says I'm IMPOTENT, I'm gonna dress IMPOTENT!"

[Filonian]

So.... That's where my joke book went Eddie and Jim :roll:

Graham