The husband lean's over and ask's his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty year's ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'
Yes , she says, 'I remember it well.'
OK,' he says , 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'
Oh Jim, you old devil, that sound's like a crazy, but good idea!'
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he think's to himself, I've got to see these two old-timer's having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking stick's . Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lift's her skirt and the old man drop's his trouser's . As she lean's against the fence, the old man move's in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minute's while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He think's he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothe's back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is .
So, as the couple passes, he say's to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this ?'
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
'Fifty year s ago that wasn't an electric fence.'
EricT
