Toad had a problem, although he was green, he had a yellow willy. OIne day he came across a good fairy and asked, "Can you make my willy green?"
"Alas, I cannot," said the fairy, "Go and see the wizard, he can help you with your problem."
A little later, the fairy was stopped by Hippo, Unfortunatley, he had a pink head and a purple body.
"Can you turn me back to grey?" Asked Hippo.
"Alas, I cannot," said the fairy, Go and see the wizard, he can help you with your problem."
"But I don't know the way!" Said Hippo.
"That's no problem," Said the fairy, " If you want to find the Wizard, follow the Yellow Prick Toad!!
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Graham
On toads.....
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On toads.....
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Nigel.
Nigel.
I used to be an optimist but with age I am now a grumpy old pessimist.