Today's lesson

[Angus Prune]

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, 'I'll give you a £100 if you let me
have sex with you. But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, 'I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up. '

She thought for a moment and said that she would have
To consult her boyfriend... So she called her
Boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend said, 'Ask him for £200 and pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
trousers down.'

So she agreed and accepted the proposal. Half an hour
went by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend called and
asked what happened.

She responded, 'The bastard used coins!'


Management Lesson:
Always consider a business proposal in its entirety
before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

[TSR2]

:roll:

[Filonian]

Graham

[Garry Russell]

Now that was a good bit of thinking

Garry

[Chris Sykes]

thats a good one...