Firefughter...

[Filonian]

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he
notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders
hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her
dog and her cat.

The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is a
nice firetruck,' the fire fighter says with admiration.

'Thank you,' the little girl says.

The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied
the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. 'Little
Partner', the fire fighter says, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your
rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar too, I think
you could go faster.'

The little girl replies thoughtfully, 'You're probably
right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'


Graham