No Speak English

[Filonian]

No Speak English

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily
ever after in Toronto . However, the poor lady was not very proficient
in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real
problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She
didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked
like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher
got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how
to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse
to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave
her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a
way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

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What on earth were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!

Now get back to work


Graham

[FlyTexas]

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