Morning Sex

[Filonian]

She was standing in the kitchen
preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,
wearing only the "T" shirt that she normally slept in.

As he walked in almost awake,
she turned and said softly,
"You've got to make love to me this very moment."

His eyes lit up and he thought,
"I am either still dreaming or
this is going to be my lucky day."

Not wanting to lose the moment,
he embraced her
and then gave it his all;
right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
her "T" shirt still around her neck.

A little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."


Graham

[FlyTexas]

Brian

[nigelb]

I saw that one coming - but still funny. And please, no puns on "coming" ;-)

[FlyTexas]

I saw that one coming - but still funny. And please, no puns on "coming" ;-)

Who us? Of course you might hears puns regarding "sunny side up" and "rise and shine"...but never "coming". ;-)

Brian

[Nigel H-J]

Nigel.