Heather's divorce

[Chris558]

Everybody is speculating how much Heather Mills-McCartney will recieve in her divorce settlement.

One source said it could be as much as an arm and a....LEG!

(I'm outa here!!)

[TobyV]

Oh dear, that's bad :brick:

[Paul K]

'Bout time he gave her the boot.

[RAF_Quantum]

And apparently he bought her a plane the last Christmas they were together and he wants that back too, he's got some doors that need trimming down a bit.

[DanKH]

Last Christmas, I gave you a plane
But the very next day you threw it away.... :roll: :roll:

[Garry Russell]

If she used it to shave the wrong leg it would become a hairy plane :roll: :brick: :doho:

Garry

[Paul K]

[VEGAS]

I feel sorry for Macca. He is gonna have to stump up quite a few quid to keep her sweet.

[Chris558]

Yesterday, all her troubles seemed so far away. But apparently Heather doesn't care too much for money, 'cause money can't buy her love. Nevertheless, she'll still be in the sky with diamonds.

Paul is being an old softy about it, saying that if there's anything that she wants, or there's anything he can do, she should just call him and he'll send it along....with love, apparently.

Now Heather's on her own, she's thinking of joining a lonely hearts club, run by some sergeant. But she'll get by.......

...with a little help from her friends. :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Garry Russell]

Nice one Chris

Garry