A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two streets away when his van ran out of petrol.
When asked how he could mastermind such crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied,
"Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
(You probably thought I didn't have De Gaulle to post this here)
Well, I figure I have nothing Toulouse.
Right, that's me for bed. At least I won't hear the bricks landing.
ps,
Heard on ATC: -
Tower (to pilot after landing)
"Just to let you know, on the approach, you were a little bit left of the centreline."
Pilot: -
That's correct ,sir. And my First Officer was slightly to the right."
Graham
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And there waz me thinking I waz the Forum Clown, then realized I waz on the rong sight (Tony might get this) 
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