I'm not kidding man,
on the way to work I drove into the back of a car,
at some lights,
whilst not really paying attention.
The driver got out... he was a dwarf.
He said, "I'm not happy"...
I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"
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Ok ok I'm going........


I suffer from paranoid amnesia. I can't remember who I don't trust.





