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Tomliner
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This story told of an incident when a mad rapist was walking down a street when he spotted two women in a washeteria.His desires got the better of him and he attacked them both.Then realising the seriousness of what he had done,he decided to flee.The paper's concise headline read
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NUT SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS. Right I'll best be off now.EricT :whistle:
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!

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:lol: :lol:

Now you are showing your age Eric...I think I first heard that one in 1967 :think:

You've probably forgotten how many times you've told it... :poke: :lol:

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Derek :wink:
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Hi Del
Forgotten how many times I've told what? :think: :think: EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!

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Oh dear!! :lol: :lol:
I used to be an optimist but with age I am now a grumpy old pessimist.

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