A man goes into his son’s room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the
man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK. The son replies he is scared because he dreamt
that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, Auntie Susie dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son’s room to wish him goodnight. His son is having
another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that
granddaddy had died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, granddaddy dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son’s room to wish him goodnight. His son is having
another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that
daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed. The man goes
to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified.
The next day, the man is scared for his life- he is sure is going to die. After dressing he drives very
cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn’t eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning.
He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every
movement and hides under his desk.
Upon walking in his front door at the end of the day, he finds his wife. “Good God, Dear,â€
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
DaveB ,How dare you sir.If you knew how much effort I put into entertaining you ,you would not make such comments.Sometime I will tell you about the guy and a dwarf,sorry VCP (vertically challenged person) :huf: [/quote]EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
