A Guy Buys an Aardvark......

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A Guy Buys an Aardvark......

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As a family pet.He introduces it to his children and asks his son to stroke the animal.'No it might bite me, I daren't touch it'So he asks his daughter to stroke it.'No' she screams.'It might harm me'.Their father tried to reassure them by telling them that an Aardvark is harmless,in fact that-----------
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:think:

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:dunno:

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Do you guys not get it :redface: ....the joke I mean

'Ard work never hurt anyone :smile:

:lol: :lol:

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Ooooooh. :doh: :lol:

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Post by Garry Russell »

:lol: :lol:

It's an accent thing............so it doesn't always work :smile:

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Garry Russell wrote:so it doesn't always work :smile:

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why not? it doesn't hurt, :k: .......

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Oh. It's just, Aardvark doesn't sound like hard work so....

Well that one went whoosing over my head. :lol:

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I'm glad someone explained that is I missed it too :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

It's funnier than the joke :lol:

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