Dead donkey

VEGAS · Post by **VEGAS** » 09 May 2007, 09:15

A man bought a donkey from an old farmer for Â£100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

Come morning, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I've got some bad news. The donkey died."

"Well then, just give me my money back."

"Can't do that. I spent it already," replied the farmer.

"OK then, just unload the donkey."

"What're you gonna do with him?" asked the farmer.

"I'm gonna raffle him off."

"Ya can't raffle off a dead donkey!" exclaimed the farmer.

"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anyone he's dead."

A month later the farmer met up with the guy and asked about what happened with the dead donkey. "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at Â£2 apiece and made a profit of Â£898."

"Didn't no one complain?" asked the farmer.

"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his Â£2 back."

Post by **Garry Russell** » 09 May 2007, 09:28

Not that gives me an idea :think:

Maybe I'll get a copy of FS.X and raffle it :roll:

Garry

Nigel H-J · Post by **Nigel H-J** » 09 May 2007, 10:04

Ummm, Garry, what will you do when they all want a refund??

Post by **Garry Russell** » 09 May 2007, 10:19

Doubt if that would be a prolem Nigel......at 50p a ticket no one would buy

Garry

Nigel H-J · Post by **Nigel H-J** » 09 May 2007, 10:55