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A Prawn's tale

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Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming
around in the sea.
One was called Justin and the other called Christian.
The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that
inhabited the area.
Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn; I
wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."
A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted low and
behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam
away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark boring
and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to
them.
Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his
sad plight.
While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought
perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.
He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he
found himself turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little
eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail.
(The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse).
Looking around the gathering at the reef he realized he couldn't see his old
pal.
"Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, still distraught that his best
friend changed sides to the enemy & became a shark", came the reply.
Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set
off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate, memories came
flooding back.
He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend,come
out and see me again."
Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the
enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."
Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed.".........


You're going to love this....



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I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian".



:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by DanKH »

:lol: :lol:

That one is, with out doubt, one of the worst punchlines I ever saw

:lol: :lol:

(wouldn't go in Dainish or any other language though)

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:lol: :lol: :lol:


That's my kinda punchline

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: That is worse than any of my jokes!!EricT
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Post by Nigel H-J »

:doh:

Well at least it can't get any worse after that one......................or can it! :worried:
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Nigel H-J wrote::doh:

Well at least it can't get any worse after that one......................or can it! :worried:
You'll have to see what can be Russell'ed up for ya :wink:
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:k:

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Post by DaveB »

:shock:

How cruel mate.. true but cruel :huf:

Thing is.. I bet there's someone out there who doesn't get the punchline :lol:

Nice one John. Quite heavy going but worth the wait :wink:

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Post by Garry Russell »

Funny you should say that Dave

I've been in that situation many times where someone in the group doesn't get it and everyone else trying to explain is far funnier than the joke ever was :lol: :lol:

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You'll have to see what can be Russell'ed up for ya

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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