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This Bloke Was.......

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Having his house decorated by a decorator and his assistant and couldn't help noticing the way in which the assistant was spoken to.Oi Donkey mix me more paste and Donkey cut me more wallpaper etc.The householder said to the assistant 'don't you find the way he speaks to you offensive or at least a bit upsetting'?Not really he replied.'Oh,anyway why does he keep calling you Donkey'? Oh said the assistant I,m not sure but heeeeehaaawlways calls me that.
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Take your coat with you Ass Well

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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It's getting worse by the day... :doh: :lol:

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Post by Nigel H-J »

:shock: Gawd.........That was even worse than my last one!! :doh:
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Heh, I should start telling some jokes I know... although some of them would get me banned! :lol:
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well at least the bloke didn't make an ass out emself


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It going from bad to worse. Great stuff.. :lol:
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