There Was This Woman........

Tomliner · Post by **Tomliner** » 29 Mar 2007, 20:35

This woman was heavily pregnant when she was involved in a serious accident as a result of which she was in a coma for some months.On eventualy coming out of the coma she desperately asked the doctor about her baby to which he replied that there was good news and bad news.She was told that the good news was that not only was her baby born while she was unconcious but that in fact she had twins,one boy and one girl and both were fine.What about the bad news she asked.Well it's about the names said the doc,your brother named them.Oh my God she said,he's as thick as two short planks,what'he called them?Well said the doc he's called the girl Denise.That quite nice she said,I like that.And the boy.Er I'm afraid his name is Denephew!!!.
Sorry about that EricT.

Post by **DaveB** » 29 Mar 2007, 22:19

Dear me Eric!!

ATB

DaveB :tab:

Paul K · Post by **Paul K** » 29 Mar 2007, 22:43

Somebody have a word with him. :roll:

airboatr · Post by **airboatr** » 29 Mar 2007, 23:21

sometimes... words ain't enough

Jetset · Post by **Jetset** » 30 Mar 2007, 00:52

Tom Clayton · Post by **Tom Clayton** » 30 Mar 2007, 01:45

That's just bad - I love it!

VEGAS · Post by **VEGAS** » 30 Mar 2007, 06:16

Taxi for Eric...!

robbie · Post by **robbie** » 30 Mar 2007, 17:21

Not bad Eric,
Reminds me of the pregnant lady who was leaving the shop after buying some minced beef, ketchup and eggs, but the bag split and everything went crashing to the pavement. there was an old guy standing close by, drunk as a skunk, and he took one look at the mess and said, "Never mind love, it wouldn't have lived long anyway, it's eyes were to far apart"

robbie.

Post by **DaveB** » 30 Mar 2007, 17:48

That's more like it

ATB

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ianhind · Post by **ianhind** » 30 Mar 2007, 18:11

In a similar vein, but this is for real.

The current Mrs H did her PhD on immunoglobulins

and pregnancy. This involved her on several occasions collecting a placenta from the local hospital and returning with it to the university lab.

I just wondered what would have happened if she had an accident on the journey - everyone would be looking for the newborn :shock: :redface: :sad: