Could anyone spare a holy hand granade?

DanKH · Post by **DanKH** » 06 Mar 2007, 20:59

We are so unfortunate to have a half-year old rabbit weighing approximately 1 kg.

Up until now he has been a very cute rabbit a bit frightened by our half-year old cat and our 4 year old long haired German Shepherd.

A week or so ago he started to attack the kitten, I kid you not! So much that the kitten is now afraid to come into the living room because the rabbit is lurking on him.

The Shepherd is constantly teased by the rabbit at night so much that he can't seem to find calmness anywhere. The rabbit climbs on top of him biting his long hairs. crawls a round in his fur and keeps him awake for the most of the night.

It doesn't help to put the rabbit into his cage, as he bites the bars so eagerly that it awakes the whole house....

We haven't fed him with meat or any other blood containing foods as you might think. He just happened to develop into a killer-rabbit. :shock:

We are taking a small trip this weekend to flee from the house for a while, taking the Shepherd with us. But we are very afraid of what the rabbit might do to the kitten mean while. So I try this desperate solution.

So if you happen to have a holy hand granade amongst your things, please send it as quick as possible....we fear to think what he might turn into when he gets a year.

We can't of course tell our veterinarian because he would obviously laugh at us when we told him that a 1 kg rabbit terrorise a 50 kg Shepherd....

Thanks in advance

The desperate family...

Pets, you can't live with them and you can't live without them...

Post by **Garry Russell** » 06 Mar 2007, 21:31

Sounds like your Desperate Dan :roll:

Killer Rabbit....not bunny :sad:

BTW do you mean hand grenade?

Garry

DanKH · Post by **DanKH** » 06 Mar 2007, 21:37

I guess so

spellchecker didn't catch that one :roll:

Post by **Rick Piper** » 06 Mar 2007, 21:49

is that the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch ?

Pulleth out thy pin.

Count to 3. not 4 & 5 is Right out!

Then

lobbeth toward thy foe.

and they shall be blown into tiny bits.

what! behind the rabbit

Great film & my second favorite behind life of Brian
which somehow overtook holy grail after about 50 viewings each :shock:

Regards
Rick

DanKH · Post by **DanKH** » 06 Mar 2007, 21:54

The Holy Grail is my all time favorite. Brian is nowhere near, nor are the others....

On second place I have at the Hollywood Ball....

and then some others....more ordinary films.

But the Holy Grail will always be my favorite film.

Right off from the opening credits .... it is so filled with genialities? you have too see it more than twice or even ten times to get the whole thing, and still now when I put it on, I still discover new twists...

"Bring out you dead.."

jamesstables · Post by **jamesstables** » 06 Mar 2007, 21:54

We've got two rabbits, they often end up fighting each other (one has a 1/2" tear in its ear as a result! :shock: ) Usually keeping them apart for a few hours works, at most the fighting only lasts a few days, and usually seems to be at certain times of year, especially spring. I'm not sure if its the same with other animals though!

When they aren't trying to kill each other they seem to chase each other round the garden mating, even though they're sisters :think:

:shock:

:roll:

DanKH · Post by **DanKH** » 06 Mar 2007, 21:57

jamesstables wrote:chase each other round the garden mating, even though they're sisters

Yes, aren't they the sweetest things...

If only we humans could learn something there..... :think:

Well, on second thought...let's not....it is a silly thing...

Post by **Rick Piper** » 06 Mar 2007, 22:03

lol!

He must be a king!.

how do you know that then ?.

He hasn't got s**t all over him..

my other favorite line is........

That my leige is how we know the Earth to be Banana shaped..........

This new learning amazes me Sir Bedevere.
Explain again how we employ sheep's bladders to prevent Eathquakes.

You probably right about LoB but it's just my current fav of the 2.

The title animatin & the credits song are absolute corkers once you see them enough times to take in the incredible attention to detail.

Answer me these questions three and the other side ye see

it ges on and on and i love it.

off to find my VHS Holy Grail to stick on my PC

Meanwhile back in Scene 37 ......................................................

Get On With It!

Regards
Rick

DanKH · Post by **DanKH** » 06 Mar 2007, 22:09

Even my two kids has been spoiled with it....

Their all time favorite is the Black Knight that keeps on fighting even with lesser and lesser body parts available....

NO. 2 is The Knights Who Say NI!

My son (aged 9) have even translated the sequence where they are no longer The Knights Who Say NI! (sorry) ... and they order (is it Sir Galahad) to cut down the biggest tree in the wood.....with a herring!

DanKH · Post by **DanKH** » 06 Mar 2007, 22:15

According to the online oracle:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knights_who_say_Ni

It was in fact Sir Arthur King that was assigned that horrible quest of finding a shrubbery.

Tonks: How could you! :tuttut: ...still, it is not mine, it is our sons... so I guess dinner is ruled out....