Double Entendres

VEGAS · Post by **VEGAS** » 27 Feb 2007, 22:24

Some of the finest double-entendres on British TV & Radio .....................

Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."

US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them .... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"

Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69."

Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."

Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fannie Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fannie, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

Nigel H-J · Post by **Nigel H-J** » 28 Feb 2007, 10:58

Haven't we had this one befor? :think:

Never mind, I still find it hilarious!!!

Post by **Garry Russell** » 28 Feb 2007, 11:00

Yes Nigel a few weeks back

But Thanks Eddie as I was trying to find it yesterday and this has saved me the bother

Garry

VEGAS · Post by **VEGAS** » 28 Feb 2007, 11:25

My apologies chaps. I had'nt seen it. :redface:

Post by **Garry Russell** » 28 Feb 2007, 11:26

Don't apologise Eddie

All good stuff posted in faith and others would have missed it as well

Garry

Vulcan_to_the_Sky! · Post by **Vulcan_to_the_Sky!** » 28 Feb 2007, 23:21

I certainly had.

Made me laugh, thanks for posting!