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Not exactly certain what a chav is but....



Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
A. Society.

Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
A. Granny.

Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
A. Innit.

Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted.

Q. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
A. "Will the defendant please rise"

Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.

Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not To hit him?
A. It might be your bike.

Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
A. What you looking at.

Q. Why are chavs like slinkey's?
A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a Flight of stairs

Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
A. The policeman!


Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?
A. Paint 3 stripes on it.

Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
A. A start.

Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame?
A. Because a nova has 4 seats.

Q. What do you call a chav with 9 gcse's?
A. A liar.

Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
A. Bigmac please.


Graham

Filonian wrote:Not exactly certain what a chav is but....

Does this help, Graham?



Can anyone help me with the one about three stripes painted on a phone box? :redface:

Ian

HAHA love it!

Heres an extra one slightly changed from its original ermm victim

What do have if you have a Chav buried up to his neck in horse manure?


Not enough manure?


Joke sanitized for gentle eyes


Leif

speedbird591 wrote: Can anyone help me with the one about three stripes painted on a phone box? :redface:

Ian

Imagine it with an ultraviolet light under the door sill and a bass woofer the size of a suitcase...

Paul K wrote:Imagine it with an ultraviolet light under the door sill and a bass woofer the size of a suitcase...

Oh dear. I'm being really thick today.
You're going to have to spell it out for me. I'm thinking a club but I don't understand the relevance of three stripes :think:

Ian

What should you give to a Chav/Chavete?


The heavy end of a sledgehammer.

Excellent Graham. I love the comments under that Chav car link too DG

Ian.. in case the penny still hasn't dropped.. Chav's like to have cars with stripes on for some reason (go faster stripes perhaps) and you normally see em piled in on the back seat hence.. paint some stripes on a phonebox and the Chav's will be attracted to it like fly's around sh1t

ATB

DaveB :tab:

No worries Ian

The stripes meant nothing to me either


Garry