Man walks into a Bar
Posted: 07 Nov 2006, 03:59
“A Man Walks Into A Barâ€
Nice one Joe
Garry
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Posted: 07 Nov 2006, 08:41
Nice one Joe
Garry
Posted: 07 Nov 2006, 10:07
Good one!
Now the only thing we miss, is a comment about REAL talking dogs, and that its a shame that we treat our war-veterans so bad as we do....or the like....
;-)
Now the only thing we miss, is a comment about REAL talking dogs, and that its a shame that we treat our war-veterans so bad as we do....or the like....
;-)
Posted: 07 Nov 2006, 13:24
Heh like every pub in England has an ex-SAS squaddie who was the guy on the balcony in the Embasy siege
Posted: 07 Nov 2006, 14:03
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accually the thread about FSX
brought the joke to RE memberance
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thanks for the replies
accually the thread about FSX
brought the joke to RE memberance
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thanks for the replies
Posted: 15 Nov 2006, 22:57
Ah, the talking dog jokes.:green:
Here's another one.
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has $100 he's willing to bet anyone who says he can't. The bartender quickly takes the bet and the owner looks at the dog and asks, "What's the thing on top of this building which keeps the rain from coming inside?"
The dog answers "ROOF." The bartender says, "Who are you kidding? I'm not paying."
The dogs owner says, "How about double or nothing and I'll ask him something else." The bartender agrees and the owner turns to the dog and asks, "Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?"
The dog answers with a muffled "RUTH." With that the bartender picks them both up and throws them out the door. As they bounce on the sidewalk the dog looks at his owner and says, "DiMaggio?"
Here's another one.
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has $100 he's willing to bet anyone who says he can't. The bartender quickly takes the bet and the owner looks at the dog and asks, "What's the thing on top of this building which keeps the rain from coming inside?"
The dog answers "ROOF." The bartender says, "Who are you kidding? I'm not paying."
The dogs owner says, "How about double or nothing and I'll ask him something else." The bartender agrees and the owner turns to the dog and asks, "Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?"
The dog answers with a muffled "RUTH." With that the bartender picks them both up and throws them out the door. As they bounce on the sidewalk the dog looks at his owner and says, "DiMaggio?"