Women Drivers
Posted: 25 Aug 2006, 22:34
Driving to the office this morning on the motorway, I looked
over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing
90 miles per hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she
was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!!
It scared me (I'm a man) so much that I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the
confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against
the steering wheel,it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into
the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND
THE ROUND TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette
out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!
B****y WOMEN DRIVERS
Graham
over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing
90 miles per hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she
was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!!
It scared me (I'm a man) so much that I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the
confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against
the steering wheel,it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into
the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND
THE ROUND TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette
out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!
B****y WOMEN DRIVERS
Graham
the humanity of it all :prayer: 