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Time for another CAPTIONS PLEASE..

Posted: 02 Aug 2006, 23:47
by VEGAS
http://www.airliners.net/open.file/1087395/L/

"Errr. One Ham & Pineapple & One Pepperoni extra cheese..."

Posted: 02 Aug 2006, 23:54
by calypso
That'll do nicely Sir!

Posted: 02 Aug 2006, 23:58
by TobyV
Filming of the final scene of "Brokeback airport", chronicling the love between a gay pilot and a gay ground crew worker :sicky:



Dammit, why couldnt it have been a cute hostess in a short skirt at the top of that conveyor belt thing :doh:

Posted: 03 Aug 2006, 00:01
by andy
This is the last time you borrow my Zippo to start up No1..........!

Posted: 03 Aug 2006, 00:07
by Garry Russell
"I gave you ten bucks at the gate"

Garry

Posted: 03 Aug 2006, 00:33
by DispatchDragon
What do you mean "you have to go?" Cant you wait till Top of Climb???

Leif

Posted: 03 Aug 2006, 00:48
by blanston12
....Would you like fries with that?

Posted: 03 Aug 2006, 00:50
by VEGAS
"I aint gettin on no plane sucka!" Image

Posted: 03 Aug 2006, 02:14
by blanston12
We got Mother F***ing SNAKES on the Mother F***ing PLANE!

Image

Posted: 03 Aug 2006, 02:44
by Chris Trott
Dunno about a caption, but I've actually done that before, but with an A320. Idiot took off without the fuel slip and got caught. Instead of coming back in, the Ramp Controller actually suggested that they "have the fueler go out and hand over the paperwork from where you're at (just pushed back off the gate). Since they didn't have air stairs, they opened the main cabin door and I rode up the belt loader to the door and handed over the paperwork to the FO who walked out of the cockpit to get the paperwork and sign it.

I'm sure it happens more often than people think, just most people don't have cameras when it happens. :)