Classic British Flight Sim

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of

a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the

United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)




These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be

dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the

following facts about terrorists :


1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don 't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday

What is that thing he's holding? Looks like he nicked it out of one of DG's Hunters!!!!!

And if these reports are true, Id give the Iraqis till tomorrow morning, at best

Avant-Garde-Aclue wrote: 3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don 't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

Maybe we could add a few of our own chavs, tell them

1. They dont like White Lightning cider
2. They dont approve of money lending
3. They dont wear sportswear or fake burberry

Toby

There is a distinct difference between what you call a "chav" and a redneck here - Rednecks (true ones) are actually very pleasent, Christain folks, who
just never got past the 8th grade and have a thing about marrying first cousins - The irony behind Avante's post is that 90% of the Serving US troops
are orginally from the States mentioned (The South)

Oh yes and for thought - if you have EVER drunk a beer before going to
an interview for employment - You might be a redneck


Leif

And on occasion I have been known to whoop and holler with some of these gentlemen

I believe he is stopping off in the UK on the way over.

Something about a job for a Mr.Maltby in reference to a request for a Nimrod. :roll:



Garry

One thing that is definatly different a chavs and rednecks,

Rednecks have access to and are well educated about fire arms.

LongHaul wrote:What is that thing he's holding? Looks like he nicked it out of one of DG's Hunters!!!!!

possibly one of the Barrett range of .50 cal rifles...
check the price

http://www.barrettrifles.com/rifles/rifles_82A1.htm

probably stole it anyway

ttfn

Pete

DispatchDragon wrote:Rednecks (true ones) are actually very pleasent, Christain folks, who just never got past the 8th grade and have a thing about marrying first cousins

:shock: I'd never dream of marrying my first cousin, although she is a pretty good kisser.

Brian (a Texan but not a redneck)

blanston12 wrote:One thing that is definatly different a chavs and rednecks,

Rednecks have access to and are well educated about fire arms.

Dont speak too soon.... I think some of our chavs are half way there on that one Knives seem to be the preferred weapon of choice at the moment though :huf:

DispatchDragon wrote:Rednecks (true ones) are actually very pleasent, Christain folks, who just never got past the 8th grade and have a thing about marrying first cousins

So "Breakdown" and "Duel" are not an accurate representation of them then? :think: