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Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.

At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof* she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone.

The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.."

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he ask

"Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't
ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.

St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says.

"No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."

I know another joke about nuns that all die at the same time and go to see St Peter, but I'm not sure of its suitability for a public forum.... :redface:

I know that one too Toby

Regards

Sean

Did they have dirty habits?

Garry

We'll have nun of that Garry

Sean

It's like the joke about the nun who went to a darts tournement.
The player threw his first dart and hit treble 20, second dart hit single 20, third dart hit the wire, bounced out and hit the nun between the eyes, killing her instantly.

Peter Green called out................one nun dead and eighty...................

andy wrote:It's like the joke about the nun who went to a darts tournement.
The player threw his first dart and hit treble 20, second dart hit single 20, third dart hit the wire, bounced out and hit the nun between the eyes, killing her instantly.

Peter Green called out................one nun dead and eighty...................

Quality. Ooze Peter Green though?...

That was just like the joke about a nun who went to darts tournament Steve

Sean

VEGAS wrote:

andy wrote:It's like the joke about the nun who went to a darts tournement.
The player threw his first dart and hit treble 20, second dart hit single 20, third dart hit the wire, bounced out and hit the nun between the eyes, killing her instantly.

Peter Green called out................one nun dead and eighty...................

Quality. Ooze Peter Green though?...

Nay Vegas lad. Use yer imagination. :roll:

VEGAS wrote:

andy wrote:It's like the joke about the nun who went to a darts tournement.
The player threw his first dart and hit treble 20, second dart hit single 20, third dart hit the wire, bounced out and hit the nun between the eyes, killing her instantly.

Peter Green called out................one nun dead and eighty...................

Quality. Ooze Peter Green though?...

Eddie, Peter Green is the "caller" at the profesional darts tournements.

Ever watch Bullseye on TV. He was the one who called out the scores.
I take it you've never chucked a 180 then...................