Grandma and The Oranges
Posted: 24 May 2006, 11:30
Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One
day, the police raided the brothel and took all the girls outside and
made them line up. Suddenly, Lulu's Grandma came by.
Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"
Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her that
the police were passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for
some.
Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself,"
Grandma said, and she proceeded to the back of the line. A policeman
was going down the line asking for information from all the prostitutes.
When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still
going at it at your age? How do you do it old girl?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip
the skin back and suck 'em dry."
The policeman fainted
day, the police raided the brothel and took all the girls outside and
made them line up. Suddenly, Lulu's Grandma came by.
Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"
Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her that
the police were passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for
some.
Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself,"
Grandma said, and she proceeded to the back of the line. A policeman
was going down the line asking for information from all the prostitutes.
When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still
going at it at your age? How do you do it old girl?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip
the skin back and suck 'em dry."
The policeman fainted
