Classic British Flight Sim

Alcohol warnings;

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering

what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you

are whispering when you are not.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in

dancing like a retard.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell

your friends over and over again that you love them.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think

you can sing.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe

that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them

at four in the morning.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you

can logically converse with other members of the opposite

sex without spitting.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of

inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and

lower back.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that

you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than

most people.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think

people are laughing WITH you.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may mack you tink you

can tipe real gode






And I was actually half way through correcting the spelling on the last
one before I realised


Leif

Brilliant

And so true................so a friend of mine tells me :roll:



Garry

Superb mate!

Don't affect me.
I only drink on days with a "Y" in them............

I'm OK, I dront dink

Nice one Leif

Excellent

Brilliant Leif,

Would you mind if I used them in a newsletter I produce for my Mess
of the ex-sevice mob - link I posted earlier?

Graham

Graham

Feel free - Mumharding gave it to me to post as shes still learning
to use the forum - btw - you might want to send her a note shes
ex ATS/REME so she may be very interested in your organization

Cheers

Leif

PS her ATS photo is in the do you know these forum members thread


LOL

Many thanks for the OK Leif. Always prefer to get approval, rather than "just doing."

Regards to your good lady - now know who keeps you in check

I am afraid, however, that we are one of the last "male bastions" - I think that's how they spell that last word - no ladies allowed membership :sad: :sad: :sad:

However, Mrs. Filonian is on record as saying in no uncertain terms,
"The day they let women join is the day you resign!!!" :crying: :crying: :crying:

Graham