Classic British Flight Sim

You know when you lean right forward, so you don't dribble on your shorts/trousers, but you don't hear that confirmation tinkle,
and you look down and discover that you're peeing on your T-shirt; do you have to admit that you are getting old?
People say :"Don't try this at home", but it's worse if you're out somewhere

Oh Mike!

Oh dear me Mike!!

Nigel.

Some useful tips, I hope.

Polyester dries faster than cotton.

and there is this. Sheds water like duck feathers

Usually that means I just had too much to drink. Not old.