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Food Of Love?
Posted: 13 Sep 2021, 17:09
by Tomliner
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all, right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"
She explained, "The egg time’s broken."

EricT
Re: Food Of Love?
Posted: 13 Sep 2021, 19:59
by 511Flyer
Would that be soft boiled or hard boiled?

Re: Food Of Love?
Posted: 13 Sep 2021, 21:27
by Paul K
Re: Food Of Love?
Posted: 13 Sep 2021, 23:43
by FlyTexas
Re: Food Of Love?
Posted: 14 Sep 2021, 01:55
by Airspeed
FlyTexas wrote: ↑13 Sep 2021, 23:43

Would've been more fun for him if she was cooking a roast in the crockpot.
Brian
Only then, she would have asked him to mend the leaky tap.
Re: Food Of Love?
Posted: 14 Sep 2021, 02:54
by FlyTexas
Airspeed wrote: ↑14 Sep 2021, 01:55
FlyTexas wrote: ↑13 Sep 2021, 23:43

Would've been more fun for him if she was cooking a roast in the crockpot.
Brian
Only then, she would have asked him to mend the leaky tap.
True.
Brian
Re: Food Of Love?
Posted: 14 Sep 2021, 12:01
by Paul K
I won't ask whether she likes pork in cider.

Re: Food Of Love?
Posted: 14 Sep 2021, 12:52
by Airspeed
511Flyer wrote: ↑13 Sep 2021, 19:59
Would that be soft boiled or hard boiled?
Den,
Whoops, refer line 1.
That's not like one of my Observer Badge winners, missing the fine details

Re: Food Of Love?
Posted: 14 Sep 2021, 15:06
by Tako_Kichi