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He’s Back Again

Posted: 04 Mar 2021, 09:49
by Tomliner
Teacher asked the classto make a sentance using the word’fascinate’
Molly raised her hand and ‘My family took me to the zoo the other day and it was fascinating’
Thank you Molly but I wanted the word fascinate said teacher.
Next Sally put her hand up and said ‘We went to the museum at the weekend and I was fascinated’
That’s nice said teacher but the word I want is fascinate.
There were no other offers until little Johnny raised his hand. Having been embarrassed before by him she hesitated but then reluctantly asked for his offering
‘Please miss my auntie Carol has a cardigan with ten buttons on but her t*ts are
so big she can only fasten eight’
Teacher sat down and cried.
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Re: He’s Back Again

Posted: 04 Mar 2021, 10:13
by Paul K
:lol: :lol: :lol: I'm damned glad neither of my grandsons is named Johnny.

Re: He’s Back Again

Posted: 04 Mar 2021, 10:16
by Airspeed
:lol: :lol: :lol:
It HAD to be LJ :agree:
Paul K wrote:
04 Mar 2021, 10:13
:lol: :lol: :lol: I'm damned glad neither of my grandsons is named Johnny.
Why, do you have big boobs, Paul?

Re: He’s Back Again

Posted: 04 Mar 2021, 12:13
by Paul K
Airspeed wrote:
04 Mar 2021, 10:16
Why, do you have big boobs, Paul?
Yes, but they are manly ones. :agree: