Classic British Flight Sim

A man and a woman are strap-hanging on a crowded train, occasionally bumping face to face.
The man smiles at the woman.
She responds with: "I'd like to get you over to my place for a couple of hours."
He says: "Really! Are you single?"
She says: "No, I'm a dentist."

The other day I was propositioned by a girl.
She said she'd do anything I wanted for 300.00 but I had to say what I wanted in just 3 words.

I said, " Paint my house"

Graham