For Graham’s Regimental Mag
Posted: 01 Mar 2020, 20:07
Great news from Ben that Graham is still among us. One for his regimental magazine :-
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes...
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."
He gets her name, address, tax file number, etc. and then asks," What's your occupation?
"I'm a prostitute," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an upmarket chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised 650 c*cks last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is then" said the accountant.
EricT
Very best wishes Graham. Great to know that you’ve been in contact with Ben.
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes...
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."
He gets her name, address, tax file number, etc. and then asks," What's your occupation?
"I'm a prostitute," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an upmarket chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised 650 c*cks last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is then" said the accountant.
EricTVery best wishes Graham. Great to know that you’ve been in contact with Ben.
