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I was thinking about what tool Noah used to cut the timber for his boat.
Then I realised; it was an Arkansas, of course!

Hold on there Arkansas hadn't been discovered back then..
besides that- they had to discover Arkansas before they could name it Arkansas.
Plus
You didn't answer the caboose comment

So THAT's why I failed geography!

There is an old story going around that Noah may have created America

.....from the offcuts, Simon?
I just read that America (Kentucky) is creating a new Ark.
So which came first, the egg, Kentucky Fried Chicken, America, or the Ark?
Just for the record, apart from geography, I also failed history.

Well with two animals of each kind they had a waste management problem of biblical proportions so they just shovelled it overboard. Trouble was Columbus found it.