A Close Shave
Posted: 05 Jul 2018, 11:10
I sat in the barber's chair, and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine..."The barber began to lather my face, while a woman with the most beautiful real breasts that I had ever seen knelt down and began to shine my shoes.
I remarked, "Young lady, would you like to go spend some time with me in a nice, romantic paradise room overlooking the beautiful ocean?”
She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.”
I said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference.”
She said, “You tell him; he's shaving you.”
EricT
I remarked, "Young lady, would you like to go spend some time with me in a nice, romantic paradise room overlooking the beautiful ocean?”
She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.”
I said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference.”
She said, “You tell him; he's shaving you.”
EricT
