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The Cheater

Posted: 17 Apr 2018, 17:33
by FlyTexas
A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the barn. She put his manhood in a vice, secured it tightly, and removed the handle. Next, she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up cheater was terrified and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. You are! I'm gonna burn down the barn!"

Brian :-O

Re: The Cheater

Posted: 17 Apr 2018, 19:26
by Dev One
But who is she going to find as a replacement....?

Re: The Cheater

Posted: 18 Apr 2018, 02:59
by Airspeed
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Keith, I'm sure she'll have something in her tool kit.

Re: The Cheater

Posted: 18 Apr 2018, 04:51
by FlyTexas
Airspeed wrote:
18 Apr 2018, 02:59
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Keith, I'm sure she'll have something in her tool kit.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbsup:

Brian