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Bless the Irish

Posted: 12 Mar 2018, 18:17
by Filonian
Paddy went into a department store and asked the sales assistant, "Do you sell potato clocks?"

"Sorry sir," she replied, "I've never heard of such a thing. We sell digital clocks, alarm clocks, carriage clocks, but what exactly is a potato clock?"

"To be perfectly honest I'm not sure either," said Paddy, "but I start a new job at nine tomorrow, and my wife said to me, 'You'd better get a potato clock.'"




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Re: Bless the Irish

Posted: 12 Mar 2018, 19:16
by FlyTexas
*-) ........................... :lol: :lol: :lol: . A potato clock. 8)

Brian

Re: Bless the Irish

Posted: 12 Mar 2018, 19:44
by Tomliner
:wall: :wall: :lol: :lol: EricT

Re: Bless the Irish

Posted: 12 Mar 2018, 19:46
by 511Flyer
A battery can be made from a potato, which can then be used to power a clock.

I know that, but I'm not getting the joke.

:poke:

Re: Bless the Irish

Posted: 12 Mar 2018, 19:58
by Filonian
511Flyer wrote:
12 Mar 2018, 19:46
A battery can be made from a potato, which can then be used to power a clock.

I know that, but I'm not getting the joke.

:poke:
Upat8o'clock

Re: Bless the Irish

Posted: 12 Mar 2018, 22:09
by Paul K
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Bless the Irish

Posted: 12 Mar 2018, 23:23
by nigelb
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Nigel²

Re: Bless the Irish

Posted: 12 Mar 2018, 23:43
by Swanoir
:lol: :thumbsup:

Re: Bless the Irish

Posted: 12 Mar 2018, 23:54
by Paul K
It reminds me of 'I worked for Cunard'. ( Merchant Navy joke, sorry :hide: ).

Re: Bless the Irish

Posted: 13 Mar 2018, 01:01
by Airspeed
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Excellent.
Now then, Paul, that's naughty! :lol: :lol: