The snail....
Posted: 12 Mar 2018, 16:01
A bartender was just locking up for the night when there was a knock on the door. He opened the door to find a snail sitting there.
"What do you want?" asked the bartender.
"I want a drink," said the snail.
"Go away," said the bartender, "We're closed."
"Please," begged the snail. "I'm desperate for a drink."
"I'm sorry," repeated the bartender. "We're closed!"
"Just one drink," pleaded the snail.
"No!!" snapped the bartender - and with that he kicked the snail down the street and slammed the door.
Eight months later, the bartender was again locking up when he heard a knock on the door. He opened the door to see the same snail sitting ther.
The snail said, "What did you do that for?"
Graham
"What do you want?" asked the bartender.
"I want a drink," said the snail.
"Go away," said the bartender, "We're closed."
"Please," begged the snail. "I'm desperate for a drink."
"I'm sorry," repeated the bartender. "We're closed!"
"Just one drink," pleaded the snail.
"No!!" snapped the bartender - and with that he kicked the snail down the street and slammed the door.
Eight months later, the bartender was again locking up when he heard a knock on the door. He opened the door to see the same snail sitting ther.
The snail said, "What did you do that for?"
Graham
