Classic British Flight Sim

A group of Canadians were travelling by tour bus through Holland.
As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through a process of cheese making, explaining that goat’s milk was used.

She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. These, she explained, were the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produced.

She then asked, “What do you do in Canada with your old goats that aren’t producing?”

A spry old gentleman answered, “They send us on bus tours.”

Brian

They must be from Toronto, cause we sell ours to the Indian restaurant, they still make a fine Vindaloo!!.

Robbie.

I knew it wasn't true when they mentioned the hillside

No Kidding!

I was going to say the same thing: can't have been Holland. No hillsides here!

I was going to say the same thing: can't have been Holland. No hillsides here!

I thought that the Dutch somewhat laughingly refer to the slightly hilly South Eastern Netherlands/German border area as the Dutch Alps! EricT

Well, I don't know why they make a fuss over having tulips; they couldn't kiss with only one.

The Dutch Alps... I've certainly never referred to that area using that term. Yes, there are hills there, but nothing serious. Oh well, it doesn't really improve the joke, does it.