Classic British Flight Sim

I was lazily masticating in bed as usual this morning.
I'd slurped up a bit of lovely cool creamy white stuff, and had a deliciously soft piece of melon on my tongue.
Unexpectedly, my toes curled, legs went stiff, and I tried to stifle a roar.
One of the blooming cats had jumped on the bed, claws straight through the sheet and into my shins.
Nearly spilt the rest of my cereal with fruit and yoghurt.

Sorry, I'm boring you

Brian

Lucky you didn't go blind

And for Gary's response -

I was going to post some smart remark but he beat me to it!

Nigel²

When my toes curl and legs go stiff in bed, it's cramp.

That'll be the Sporran rusting up

My 2 little furry black terrors were in mischievous mood yesterday afternoon. As I sat in front of my PC out of the corner of my eye, I saw a black shape hurtling by above head height and something else disappear into the corner of the room at high speed. As I looked round, not a creature moved but the light shade was swinging slowly. Nothing was found in the corner of the room, but 2 small faces peered around the door frame looking like butter wouldn't melt.