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Little Johnny's Back!

Posted: 17 Jul 2012, 20:50
by Tomliner
Class, today's assignment is to spell and
use the word 'DOUGH' in a sentence."
 
Teacher says "Jane, you go first"
 
 
Dough, D O U G H..
"Italians make pizza with dough."
 

Very good, Jane... now let's hear from Mary.
 
 
Dough, D O U G H.
 
"My brother makes things with play dough."
            
Very good, Mary...
 
Johnny then raises his hand.
 
Teacher says "Yes, Johnny, do you have something constructive to add?
 
 
"My mom says my dad doesn't make enough dough,
 
and he's bloody hopeless in bed,
 
so she uses a dildo!"
 
Bless him :) EricT

Re: Little Johnny's Back!

Posted: 17 Jul 2012, 21:41
by DaveB
No surprises there! :lol:

ATB
DaveB B)smk

Re: Little Johnny's Back!

Posted: 17 Jul 2012, 21:48
by Garry Russell
Dil... :doh:

Re: Little Johnny's Back!

Posted: 17 Jul 2012, 22:44
by nigelb
:lol: :lol: :lol:

You can always rely on Little Johnny! :agree:

Nigel²

Re: Little Johnny's Back!

Posted: 18 Jul 2012, 04:50
by FlyTexas
:lol: :lol:

Brian