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The Sweets With The Hole

Posted: 30 May 2012, 16:04
by Tomliner
The UK equivalent would have been Polo Fruits


The Sweets with the Little Hole.

The children began to identify the flavours by their colour:
Red.....................Raspberry
Yellow.................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ...............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue.
It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spat her lifesaver out and yelled,
'Oh my God! They're @rse holes!'

The teacher had to leave the room!


:) EricT

Re: The Sweets With The Hole

Posted: 30 May 2012, 17:46
by GHD
:rofl: :lol: :rofl:

Re: The Sweets With The Hole

Posted: 30 May 2012, 18:07
by Garry Russell
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I personally I never eat them...don't like soft centres

Re: The Sweets With The Hole

Posted: 31 May 2012, 04:09
by Airspeed
It's a cracker Eric!
But you'll have to keep a checklist, you posted this last December.
Funny how I remember these things, but not where I put my car keys! :S

Re: The Sweets With The Hole

Posted: 31 May 2012, 11:28
by Tomliner
Hi Mike,there's nowt wrong with my memory.Why it was only yesterday that(or was it the day before?),what was I saying? :S EricT