The Polite Way to Pee....

[Filonian]

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

Johnny said: 'I would say: My dear, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted.




Graham

[DaveB]

Ahh.. it had to be little Johnny didn't it

ATB
DaveB

[airboatr]

Johnny Johnson ?

[DaveB]

It might have been in his younger days

ATB
DaveB

[airboatr]

You know.. This reminds me of my first object lesson in English.
I asked the teacher one day.
Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? And she said, " I don't know, can you"?
Well wanting to prove my abilities I replied. Uh huh , want to see?

I got a pingpong paddle on the hands for it.

ahhh memories

[nigelb]

Little Johnny always has the best lines in these jokes.

Joe, that was funny also! My mother used to always use that line whenever I said "can" instead of "may." You would never know she was a scouser because she insisted we all speak the Queen's English. Drove her crazy when we dropped an 'h' or a 't'. We would get a lecture on mixing with the wrong "elements" st school. OK, she was a snob! An earlier version of Hyacinth Bucket. "It's Bouquet! B-U-C-K-E-T!"

Nigel²