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Are you ready?
Posted: 07 May 2012, 00:28
by steelsporran
Idly checking today in history (NZ time) I found this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Masturbation_Day
Re: Are you ready?
Posted: 07 May 2012, 01:22
by FlyTexas
Wouldn't you know it...I'm working that day.
But maybe I can get it off.
Brian
Re: Are you ready?
Posted: 07 May 2012, 04:35
by VEGAS
Could you pull a sicky?!
Re: Are you ready?
Posted: 07 May 2012, 04:52
by Airspeed
1. Somebody sang "What a difference a day makes".
2. When I was a teenager, my workmates said you can never make up for the one you miss.(so why have a special day?)
3. It's the driving force for all carbon - based life forms. Even religious officials sworn to celibacy obviously seem unable to resist.
4. Judging by the Wiki reference, perhaps "He's just a wa****r" translates as "He's not in the tiny minority"
5. Wonkypedia, on the other hand, defines this as being an expert in putting worms on hooks. (check it at Airspeed's Flying Visit if you don't believe me)
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just thinking out loud
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Re: Are you ready?
Posted: 07 May 2012, 11:34
by Tomliner
Did you know that Newark is an anagram of w****er? Well you do now.
EricT